Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Art Kappa Mikey

Kappa Mikey was an American animated series created by Larry Schwarz. The series was nigh a teenage histrion from Cleveland, Ohio who wins a scratch-off card contest and a trip to Japan to star in the country's formerly popular anime series LilyMu.

Flavour 1 (2006–07) [edit]

The Lost Pilot [1.01] [edit]

Gonard: [in daughter'southward vocalisation] Please allow him go!

Gonard: [in William Shatner voice] Yous'll... have to... kill me first.

Gonard: [in girl's vocalisation] Yous mean similar this?

[Gonard fights himself]

Guano: Gonard, what are you doing? You're already on the show.

Gonard: Oh... right. [embarrassed chuckle]

Ozu: This is terrible. All these actors stink.

Gonard: That last guy was good.

Ozu: That was you!

Lily: Yeah, it's Guano'due south show. Fire him, not the rest of u.s.a..

Guano: You're gonna find somebody else who can write and direct a new episode every calendar week? Not to mention memorize all my character'southward lines?

Lily: All your character says is "Guano!"

Guano: That'south what makes information technology a challenging role!

The Switch [ane.02] [edit]

[Afterwards a Telly fight with Lily]

Mikey: What'due south her deal?

Mitsuki: You should actually be more conscientious, Mikey.

[Mikey grieves]

[Mikey calls from his home, and his parents answer the phone]

Ms. Simon: Hello, you've reached the Simon residence. If your message is for Ms. Simon, press 1.

Mr. Simon: And if information technology's for me, Mr. Simon, printing ii.

Ms. Simon: And if y'all're our only child in Japan and you're calling 'cause you're all lonely in a large empty room and y'all miss the comforting sound of another human voice, stay on the line every bit we read from a list of words chosen at random from the lexicon.

Mr. Simon: "Vernacular."

Ms. Simon: "Flibbertigibbet."

Mr. Simon: "Mortgage."

Ms. Simon: "Pedal."

Mr. Simon: "Disenfranchise."

[Mikey hangs up]

Lily: Ozu, Mikey is like the messiest, most inconsiderate human beingness ever!

Yep-Man: He is a star that shines too brilliant!

Mikey: She'south the inconsiderate one. She's ever nagging me like "Mike-ay, don't consume meals in the shower," "Mikey, don't feed the plants people food."

Lily: He'southward the worst roommate!

Mikey: She's the worst roommate!

Mitsuki: I just proceed that diary as a joke.

Mikey Impossible [1.03] [edit]

Guano: You didn't destroy Ozu's bonsai tree with a samurai sword, did you lot?

Mikey: Uhhh... kinda.

Mitsuki: Mikey, Ozu's gonna kill you!

Gonard: He'll send you dorsum to America!

Guano: He'll abolish the show!

Mikey: I'll never walk on the moon!

[Mitsuki, Gonard, and Guano all give dislocated looks to Mikey]

Mikey: What? It's been on my listen.

Lily: Stupid boss awards! Stupid party! Stupid Mikey with his stupid bonsai tree and his stupid diagram of Ozu'due south apartment! [pauses] Mikey! He's trying to switch Ozu's bonsai tree! When I tell Ozu, Mikey's finished! [laughs evilly]

Ship of Fools [1.04] [edit]

Mikey: When I will become the game I will be like [does game stuff , and so suddenly he bumps into a fake Mikey]

Mikey: Sorry 'tour that!

Fake Mikey: No worries, my man.

[each Mikey walks abroad and await to each other, and the fake Mikey goes to Mitsuki, Lily and Guano]

Mitsuki: There you are Mikey!

Fake Mikey: Oh? Oh yes Here I am! Mikey Simon.

Lily: Why are you wearing sunglasses?

Fake Mikey: Because your beauty is blinding. [Lily likes what he said, and Mitsuki gets a bit angry]

Fake Mikey: Say , how bout some ice cream? I know this jord next door .. if you're interested?

Mitsuki: Y'all don't desire the new video game?

Fake Mikey: Video games are for kids!

[Lily and Mitsuki are shocked]

Fake Mikey: At present who want ice creams shaped in clowns?

Guano: I do! [raises hand]

Imitation Mikey: Not this time pal. And smoothen your shoes child, you wait similar a mess. [walks away]

Guano: I .. don't even have shoes'

Saving Face [one.05] [edit]

Guano: Who could leave such horrible rumors in the paper?

Gonard: Who indeed

Guano: Mitsuki was with Lily the whole time

Gonard: Indeed.

Guano: Yes Human being and Ozu never left the studio.

Gonard: Indeed.

Guano: And I was teaching you to speak with a british emphasis

Gonard: [In a british emphasis] Rather.

Guano: That leaves only one person...

[drum gyre]

Gonard: Gonard.

Guano: What?! You did it?

Gonard: No.

Lily: Exist honest, Mitsuki. Did I lose my endorsement to Socky because I'm non cute anymore?

Mitsuki: That'south crazy! You lot look swell! Doesn't she, Mirror?

Mirror: Looking slap-up, Gonard.

The Fugi-Kid [one.06] [edit]

Prosecutor: Ozu, do you lot remember Mikey stole the coat?

Ozu: If Mikey says he didn't take the coat, I believe him.

Prosecutor: But didn't Mikey destroy your precious 500 twelvemonth quondam bonsai tree, then prevarication about it?

Ozu: Yes! [phonation building with acrimony]

Prosecutor: And did he purchase a pirated video game when you told him not to?

Ozu: Yes! [saying very angrily]

Prosecutor: And didn't he reveal Lilymu's secrets to the press?

Ozu: Yeah! [saying with fury as he catches on fire]

Mikey: That was a good i.

Prosecutor: Let the records show that Ozu is surrounded by flame.

[Yes Human being douses Ozu with an extinguisher]

[information technology has been proven that Mikey was framed, but the police finds him in Lilymu Towers. The gang are all in Gonard's apartment

Gonard: Friends stick together. [exterior to the police] Mikey'southward with united states of america! If y'all arrest him, y'all have to arrest all of us!

Detective: Fine. You lot're all nether arrest.

[Mikey, Lily, Mitsuki and Guano slap their foreheads in disbelief]

Gonard: You lot'll have to come and go us!

Detective: Fine. We'll come and become you.

[Mikey, Lily, Mitsuki and Guana slap their foreheads in disbelief]

Gonard: Take the elevator! From my feel, it's faster!

Detective: Fine. We'll take the lift.

[Mikey, Lily, Mitsuki and Guana slap their foreheads in disbelief]

Mikey Likes It [i.07] [edit]

Guano: [referring to Lily] What makes you think she would cull you?

Gonard: [talking while eating spaghetti] Considering I am a admirer!

Man: Excuse me, that's mine.

Gonard: And information technology is succulent!

Gonard: I think I broke one of my livers.

Lily: You but have one liver.

Gonard: How many do I need to alive?

Lily: I.

Gonard: I'm in trouble.

Like shooting fish in a barrel Come, Easy Gonard [1.08] [edit]

Guano: Hey, LilyMu dolls! [picks upward Mitsuki doll and starts mimicking her voice] Oh, Guano! Yous're such a talented author! Have yous been working out? [picks up Ozu doll and starts imitating him] I am pitiful for what I said, Guano. You are a expert actor! And a great manager! And very tall! [picks up his ain doll and starts speaking on his own phonation] It's as well late for sorries, Ozu! GUANO SMASH! [starts striking dolls against each other until he starts crying] Guano smash...

Mitsuki: Ooh! Let'south go to the Tatami megastore. They've got everything!

Gonard: Yeah! That's where I bought my virtual reality motorcar. [places toaster on caput, roofing his eyes]

Mikey: Awesome!

Guano: It's just a toaster he found in the street.

Gonard: It's like I'm... on a roller coaster! Woo hoo! [runs hard into a wall] Oof!

Lily Meow [ane.09] [edit]

Mikey: I can't believe we were fired from the bear witness.

Gonard: [Holding a prop and and so tossing it downward a trash bin] Goodbye LilyMu Blaster, I estimate I'll never shoot you again. [Holding his costume pants and tossing information technology down a trash bin] Bye LilyMu pants, I guess I'll never look crawly in you lot over again. [Belongings his pants and and then tossing it down a trash bin] Goodbye normal pants. In hindsight, at that place was nothing incorrect with you.

Gonard: So the cat's cute? It'south not similar it'due south got anything else going for information technology.

Reporter on Television receiver: Here is Kello taking the Silver Medal in Olympic Downhill Skiing!

Mikey: Why did I lend him those skis?

Guano: You lot only need time to arrange. On Lily's offset twenty-four hours, she tripped over a camera. Then on Gonard's first day, he mistakenly ate a box full of low-cal-bulbs.

Gonard: You mean, glass apples.

[Kello the Kitten gets on the camera]

Guano: What's that on the camera?

Gonard: A UFO?

Lily: That's not a UFO.

[Gonard holds a sub sandwich]

Gonard: Lily, I think I know a UFO when I run across one. Hey! Who's been eating my UFO?

Cat Burglar: You know the expression, 'At that place's merely one way to skin a cat'? Actually, at that place's only ane way, with this. [pulls out a bizarre looking machine with a hook, knife, sickel, and some other blade all spinning simultaneously]

Splashomon [1.10] [edit]

Mitsuki: [in southern emphasis, wearing bonnet] Gonard yous have to eat that lobster!

Gonard: [in southern accent, wearing a cowboy hat] I reckon I exercise!

Reginald: It is I, Sir Reginald, the handsomest man in the earth, come to present you with this overly big diamond. [holds up diamond]

Lily: Oh Reginald!

Tapias: Jumps onto balustrade holding diamond identical to Reginald's Lily?

Lily: Tapias I never doubted you for a 2nd.

Tapias: Then I shall fight you for Lily!

Reginald: Have at you!

Mikey: Anyway, Afterwards the game I picked up Gonard. We ran into a little problem on the manner to Ozu'south simply information technology was nil we couldn't handle.

Mikey: [In flashback] Those Aliens have been tailing us since Montoya Blvd.

Gonard: [In flashback] I'g on information technology! [Fires light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation]

Mikey: [In flashback] Wooooo ha ha ha!

[end of flashback]

Gonard: [Hand on heart] True Story.

The Good, the Bad, and the Mikey [1.11] [edit]

Mikey: W'ever

Guano: Mikey, you have to practise what the script says!

Mikey: Script is merely a prison, fabricated of words.

Ozu: You must get dorsum to being the old Mikey and exist a skillful instance for kids.

Mikey: W'ever.

Ozu: You take to practice what I say! I'm your boss!

Mikey: Boss is just a prison house, fabricated of skin.

Ozu: That dosen't make whatever sense!

Mikey: Well, not to a fossil like y'all.

Guano: [standing on top of the bus] For the last time, I'k non filled with candy!

Girl: Show it!

[Guano screams and lands on Gonard's hands and Mikey and Gonard start running]

Gonard: The candy is mine! Fine, yous tin have some too.

Guano: Mikey! Stop! Ozu's gonna exist furious!

Mikey: Then I got news for Ozu, w'ever!

Ozu: You started a riot!?

Mikey: Ah, no!

[A chair flies in through a window]

Oversupply: Riot! Riot! Riot!

Yes Man: For the greater good!

Kid ane: He supports the greater good!

Kid 2: Get him!

Mikey: [looking at a statue of Ozu] Look at him, all smug and statuary like the real Ozu.

Mikey: A boss is just a prison made of skin.

Ozu: That doesn't make sense!

Sumo of All Fears [1.12] [edit]

Lily: And in this corner... Ii guys wearing masks! [sumos cheer] And a short, smelly guy wearing a mask!

Guano: OH, COME ON!!

Mikey: Hey guys! Nosotros demand to fight some sumos.

Lily, Mitsuki, and Gonard: US?

Mikey: I can't fight by myself! Come on!

Gonard: [In a Britsh accent] Very well! Lily, fetch my sword and a team of horses. Mitsuki, behave me into boxing! [both girls give him angry looks] Just kidding.

Mikey: I don't experience like I'm getting stronger.

Janitor: Ah, but Mikey, yous are getting stronger! In fact, you are my best pupil I ever taught.

Guano: What nearly me?

Janitor: Ah, yes, you are my worst.

Lost in Transportation [1.13] [edit]

Beef: You ain't goin' nowhere.

[an alert sounds]

Gang member: Grammar police! You lot aren't going anywhere.

Beef: Man, the Grammar Police is always doggin' me...

Ozu: [to Lily] Take you talked to Mitsuki? Did she observe Mikey?

Lily: Not yet, but Gonard says he has a dorsum upward plan.

Gonard: [to the children] Possibly ane 24-hour interval, you'll all be superheroes when you grow upwardly. Isn't that right, Mikey?

[A cat is dressed as Kappa Mikey and starts attacking Gonard]

Gonard: [talking on prison cell phone] Mikey, you gotta get here. They're gonna put out the cake presently, and I recollect I ate the box with all the candles in information technology.

Beef: We're all outcasts, kid. That'due south what makes us Chums. That, and a pocket-size monthly membership fee.

Beefiness: Mikey, I've got a special surprise for yous.

Mikey: Y'all're gonna throw some other ophidian downwards my shirt?

Mr. Stereo: This is wonderful! Thank you, Ozu! But a true friend would save my son'south altogether with a gang of dangerous bikers!

Lily: Hey, kids!

[The children cheer]

Timmy: Lily, do your movement!

[Lily giggles and performs a karate kick]

Lily: Hi-ya!

[Timmy becomes enraged]

Timmy: NO! Do THE Motility WHERE YOU INTRODUCE MIKEY!

Big Problem in Little Tokyo [1.14] [edit]

[Mega Gonard rampages around Tokyo]

Random Man: Oh no! The Fireworks factory!

[Gonard steps on manufacturing plant, fireworks shoot up into the sky]

Random Man: Not the wolf factory!

[Gonard steps on factory, barking wolves run out of the factory]

Guano: Mikey, for once merely heed to me. Let'south Go!

Mikey: Not till I touch Gonard with the Expiry Manus!

Gonard: Yeah! I wanna know the slumber of lost souls.

Hideous Bluish Hulk: Practice non go in there.

Mikey: You heard the monster. Allow's check it out.

Guano: Does this mean you lot're gonna let me go?

Dr. Igor: Ha! Of course non. Just, I'll try to brand this as pleasant equally possible. Prepare the laser to maximum hurting!

Dr. Igor: Citizens of Tokyo! For too long, you have ignored Dr. Igor! For too long have y'all denied me the respect I deserve! Now it'due south- It's-

Guano: Payback time?

Dr. Igor: Yes! It'due south payback time! Unless yous give me everything I desire, I will use my Size-Mo-Lazer and Guano's Power Crystal to brand myself incredibly small!

Guano: Ahem. Sorry to interrupt, just mayhap you should make yourself bigger instead of smaller?

Dr. Igor: Hmmm... bigger. Good thought. I shall brand myself enormous then I'll- I'll...

Guano: Destroy all of Tokyo.

Dr. Igor: Destroy all of Tokyo!

Mitsuki: Gonard hitting both four and ix and if yous add them together you get-

Gonard: The letter Thou!

Lily: Nobody panic.

Gonard: Help! I'm too beautiful to swim!

Ozu: For you.

Yes Human: A sandwich? This is the nicest thing you ever gave me!

[Ozu'south telephone rings]

Ozu: How-do-you-do?

Lily: Ozu! We're stuck in an elevator and we gotta rescue Guano!

Ozu: Not now! I only gave Yes Human a sandwich full of painful spicy Wasabi.

Yes Man: [takes a seize with teeth of the sandwich] Why would yous do this?!

Ozu: It'southward a blooper!

Yes Human being: But in that location'southward no photographic camera!

Dr. Igor: All the classic movie monsters were my inventions! Mega-Rat! Mega-Snake! Mega-Mom!

Mikey: Yeu made all these?!

Dr. Igor: Forbes helped out.

Forbes: I designed the monster's butts.

Gonard: Look! Information technology'south the moths from the movie, "Set on of the Mega-Moths."

Mitsuki: And his expiry ray from "Mega Dark of the Decease Ray"!

Mikey: Sweet! Dracula'southward retainer and the long lost catastrophe to "Mega-zilla 7: Birth of Mega-zilla!"

Guano: Movie time'south over.

Mikey: Come up on! The 3-headed Mega-Dragon's gonna fight a Mega-Turtle with 4 butts!

Ozu: New, from LilyMu! It's the "LilyMu: Super Bloopers" DVD! On sale for only v thousand yen!

Aye Man: Deal of the century!

The Phantom of the Soundstage [1.15] [edit]

[Lily and the Phantom of the sound phase planning to prank Mikey]

Phantom: Then, I volition teach him a lesson he'll not forget.

Lily and Phantom: [Evil express joy]

Phantom: That'southward a pretty practiced evil express joy, yous've got.

Lily: It comes from the center.

Phantom: Legend has it, the phase is haunted past a hideous brute.

Mikey: Guano! [buzzer sound consequence]

Phantom: No, a hideous creature that lurks in the shadows.

Mikey: Mitsuki? [cablegram sound event]

Phantom: [to the melody of the title song from The Phantom of the Opera] I must do to young Mikey / What that prankster did to me.

Battle of the Bands [one.16] [edit]

Mikey: That'south ridiculous! Yoshi will say anything if you tickle him! [Tickles Yoshi]

Yoshi: [Laughing] Finish! Finish! I brush my teeth with dogs!

Mikey: A jail cell phone! Nosotros can cheat afterwards all!

[Gonard, Guano and Lily cheer]

Mitsuki: Wait! What happened to being honest with our fans?! You said we'd practise the correct thing!

Mikey: And we will, as soon as nosotros crook our way to victory!

Gonard, Guano and Lily: Cheat! Cheat! Crook! Cheat! Cheat!

Ori: Well, what practice we have hither?

Yori: Looks similar a couple actor types thought they'd option up some guitars and call themselves a ring.

Mikey: Yep, that'south pretty much it.

Guano: Gonard, did yous get out this on the audio board?

Gonard: That'southward preposterous! I've never seen that sandwich before in my life!

Guano: You autographed it! [sandwich reads 'Eat you later -Gonard']

Gonard: That could be whatever Gonard! [eats sandwich out of Guano's mitt in 1 bite]

Mikey: Nosotros'll effigy it out. Nosotros're rock stars.

Mitsuki: Stone stars who steal their music from a cell telephone?!

Mikey: Is there any other kind?

Guano: For now, let's just worry well-nigh covering our butts.

Gonard: Ane step alee of you. (has a sheep on his butt)

Mikey: Everyone. I accept a confession to make.

Reporter: He's a vampire! Information technology all adds upwards!

Yori: Something's not right about you guys.

Ori: Yep. You lot hold your instruments funny.

Yori: All your songs are 15 seconds long!

La Cage Aux Mikey [i.17] [edit]

Lily: Well, if you actually are Mikey'due south parents, then you lot must know a lot about him.

Guano: When'south Mikey's birthday?

Gonard: What's Mikey's name?

[mimical gestures while an accordion plays in the groundwork]

Gonard: [angrily] Y'all fabricated me learn how to cook succulent foods!? Practise you know how useless that is to me!?

Gonard: To eat is a necessity; just to consume intelligently is an fine art.

Beefiness: That'southward beautiful, Gonard.

Gonard: A guy wrote information technology on my hand at the coach station. (holds up hand)

Mikey: You lot guys call up that reporter that was here?

Gonard: Certain, near yea loftier, face fabricated of glass, always standing adjacent to the fax machine.

Lily: You're thinking of the photocopier.

Gonard: That wasn't a reporter? Then why would he want a movie of my butt?

Reality Bites [1.eighteen] [edit]

[Gonard, watching Goggle box, sees himself on reality show]

Gonard: Oh, human being, this guys got moves!

Mikey: Gonard, that's yous!

Gonard: Shyeah, I wish.

Gonard: [property the novel 'War and Peace'] No nutrient for me; I'thou too decorated feeding my brain with book knowledge. [takes bite out of book and with mouth total] Mmm, verbs... mmm. Pass the syrup.

Guano: I don't know, guys, you lot know what they say, 'Also many cooks spoil the broth.'

Mikey: No. What they say is, 'Too many cooks write the best books.'

Gonard: [excitedly paging through a photo album] Here's me fighting 'gators in the Amazon. Oh, and and here'southward me playing ping-pong on the moon. Oh, and here's me inventing penicillin at the prom.

Mikey: Those are just pictures of you with sandwiches.

Gonard: Jealous?

Ozu: [angrily] What am I supposed to put on the air at present?!

Yes Human being: The Yep Man Diverseness Hour!

Gonard: If you want this butt camera dorsum send 1000 unmarked cookies to my oral cavity past 3 o'clock tomorrow.

Mitsuki: This is terrible! I look like a wet coating. Gonard: I look like a sandwich loving buffoon. Mikey: I look like I'g not wearing any dress!

A Christmas Mikey [one.19] [edit]

Mikey: Gonard! You're non evil!

Gonard: Thank you, I've been using a new deoderant.

Ozu: Eat the stocking... EAT Information technology! [shoves christmas stocking in Yep-human's oral cavity]

Gonard: You're good, Kappa Mikey. Real proficient.

Mikey: The all-time.

Guano: Cut? [excited] Cut! That'south a wrap, people!

[crew cheers]

Mitsuki: Mikey, that was amazing.

Lily: Yeah, for once y'all didn't destroy the whole set.

Mikey: Own't no thing but a sumo ring. [tips over a camera and anarchy speedily ensues] Sorry.

Guano: You know what, who cares? We're done for the flavour!

With Fans Like These [1.20] [edit]

Gonard: [Talking to sandwich] No mayo I said, but you wouldn't mind. [jams sandwich into newspaper shredder, machine overloads as sparks and fume fly out]

Gonard: Sorry I'thou tardily, I had to go beat up by some nerds. Set up?

Lily: Yeah, remember you're good cop I'm bad cop.

Gonard: Got it.

[Scene pans to Guano tied up in a chair]

Gonard: And then Guano, how'd you like a punch in the gut?

Lily: [through clenched teeth] Gonard! Skilful cop.

Gonard: I hateful, how would you like a kiss...in the gut? [Gonard thumbs up sign to Lily]

[Gonard dunks his caput in a fish tank, comes up with a fish in his oral cavity, swallows fish]

Lily: Gonard!

Gonard: I but open my oral fissure, if a fish swims in that's his decision.

Mitsuki: You shouldn't mess with people who confuse T.5. and real life.

Mikey: Why not? Sounds like a great idea to me.

Mitsuki: Remember when we watched that nature testify and Gonard threw the T.5. out the window crusade he thought information technology was total of spiders?

Mikey: So?

Mitsuki: We lost 3 T.Five.s!

Mikey: Proficient news, I'grand nerd gratuitous!

Mitsuki: So you were honest, my advice worked?

Mikey: Oh yes, most that. Sometimes true honesty means making up a crazy story well-nigh Gonard to scare away your fans.

Gonard: And I desire sandwiches! [Bangs fist against wall] The skilful kind...with bread on the outside.

Big Brozu [1.21] [edit]

Gonard: I get information technology now. There aren't two Ozu's. That other guy is Ozu's brother.

Lily: [sarcastically]: Very expert, Gonard.

Gonard: Now if only someone would explain to me who THAT guy is. [points to himself in a mirror and talks to his reflection] Hello, handsome.

Lily: This is a joke! You take no thought what you're doing.

Mikey: You've got spark. I like that. Give yourself a raise.

Lily: What!?

Mikey: You're fired!

[Lily gasps]

Ozu: Nosotros had an understanding, Brozu. I run LilyMu, yous spend our family's money on diamond teeth and ill-fitting trousers.

Yeah Homo: [to Brozu] In your face!

No Man: Oh no!

Yeah Man: Yesss! [attacks No Man]

[Brozu sees Lily for the first fourth dimension]

Brozu: Oh Howdy! Your daddy must exist a dr. cause you're the sickest daughter I always saw!

Lily: OMG

[Gonard puts bunny ears on his butt]

Mitsuki: Um, Gonard, those are bunny ears.

Gonard: Oh, I thought they were butt feathers.

Mitsuki: ???

Lily: Until Mikey Simon is removed as producer, I'one thousand going on strike!

Guano: Yeah!

Mitsuki: Me too!

Mikey: Await stop! I can explicate.

The Human being Who Would be Mikey [1.22] [edit]

[Mikey finds a sword stuck on the rock]

Mikey: This should practise the task.

Quondam Human: Beautiful, sword centre, this called the Dragon's Spike, pops you heard the legend.

Mikey: Of grade, and then this is what they use to terminate Manzilla.

Old Human: Now, the Dragon's has been a history of dark and TWISTED!

Mikey: Oh, the Dragon's Fasten, I thought you said the Dragon's Bike, anyway I'one thousand certain no one would mind if I take her out for a little spin.

Old Man: [laughs evily] No one will not pull it from the stone. Thousands of tribe information technology all it fails, the grass, the blade is to...

Mikey: [pulls the blade out] Encounter ya after. [leaves]

Old Man: Spike? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Uh Oh Guano [i.23] [edit]

Gonard: Mikey, to brand someone less popular all you have to do is steal their belt.

[Yoshi walks by, his pants autumn downward]

Yoshi: My trousers!

Gonard: [chuckling and holding upwardly Yoshi's belt] That'll teach him to await at my doughnut.

Mikey: Peradventure I'll even be on Star Talk. The show where stars talk.

Lily: The but bear witness you'll be on is America'due south Next Top Weirdo.

Mikey: Don't get my hopes upward.

[talking about Butts, the currency of Buttstonia]

Gonard: Look, await at the pretty Butts.

Mitsuki: That's... okay.

Gonard: Affect them, touch my Butts! Bear on my stinkin' Butts!

Sergie: I take earned my fortune. It is American dream.

Lily: This is Japan!

Sergie: Information technology is Japanese dream then.

Like Ozu, Like Son [1.24] [edit]

Mitsuki: What's the matter, Mikey?

Lily: Another restaurant ban you for picking your nose with chopsticks?

[Gonard picks up greeting card Mikey dropped]

Gonard: [reading card] Happy Birthday to the globe's greatest son. MOG! It's my altogether!?

Gonard: I know how to turn that frown upside down. [Gonard starts doing a stand up up one-act routine] How 'bout that Ozu folks? I mean he's so onetime, I told him to act his historic period and he died! And his shoes, hiyo!

Lily: There's no manner you lot two taught that bird to fly.

Guano: What are you even doing hither?

Lily: [chuckles] Mocking yous.

Gonard: Don't listen to 'em Reggie, you'll show 'em. Yous'll evidence 'em all! [serious tone] especially Mitsuki.

Mitsuki: What!?

[Talking nigh the shark]

Mikey: It didn't hurt anyone await united states and Yeah Man and the shark that ate Yeah Man.

[Scene switches to Yes Human being inside the shark]

Yes Man: It's cozy in here!

La Femme Mitsuki [1.25] [edit]

[Mikey trying to get someone to go to a movie with him]

Mikey: Doesn't anyone here want to get with me?

Dr. Igor: I won't get with you, merely perchance I'll see you there. [Mikey and Mitsuki looking puzzled] I work role-time as an usher.

Mikey: At present nosotros've got copies of all your files and all your poems. [clearing throat] 'The lonely human being in the mailbox' by Agent F.

Amanuensis F: Finish! That'due south private!

Mikey: Okay Mitsuki, I desire answers. Who was that guy? Where'd you acquire those moves? What did you get me for my altogether? Answer in any society you like.

Gonard: But what if space is time and what if time is space? And what if space is space?... Are you gonna finish that sandwich?

The Oni Express [1.26] [edit]

Ozu: Yes Man, where accept you been?

Yeah Homo: A magic orb stole my soul!

Ozu: Once more?

Mitsuki: This Oni mask is our most precious artifact, it's over vi,000 years sometime.

Gonard: It has a very special purpose.

[Lily pulls downwardly on one of the mask's horns, a drink dispenses from the mask'southward nostrils]

Mikey: Woah!

Mikey: I'm and then pathetic. What kind of human being tin can't even overpower a whale with his bare hands?

Flavour 2 (2007–08) [edit]

The Masked Tanuki [2.10] [edit]

Mitsuki: There's only 1 man solitary enough to have that many cats.

Lily: Yes Homo?

Mitsuki: No. Well, yes, but I was thinking the Cat Infiltrator.

Nighttime of the Werepuff [2.15] [edit]

Lily: Here we are. I'm betting anything Mikey'due south inside.

Mitsuki: Merely there are thousands of vesture stores in Tokyo. What makes yous think he'southward in this one?

Lily: But a hunch. Plus at that place are hundreds of people running out screaming.

[sees crowd running out and screaming from the front door]

Mitsuki: Oh.

Mitsuki: Lily, quit it! We need to fix Mikey by midnight, or he'll be like this forever!

Lily: Works for me.

Lily: You know, I guess I always felt there was something keeping us autonomously. Now I know that something was Mikey's voice, face, body and texture. But that's all inverse now.

Guano: All my life, the tall furry guys e'er become everything, and the short furry guys just get kicked effectually. Well, I'1000 sick of it. Have I not fur? Do I not shed? I'thousand onto yous, werepuffs. One day you'll skid up. And I'll exist waiting!

Mitsuki: (violent upwards) I'thousand but and so glad for them. Seeing those two together is like a dream come true. (blows olfactory organ) If I could tell those lovers i matter, it'd probably be... (cries)

[Werepuff kidnaps Lily]

Guano: What was that?

Gonard: Oh yeah. In a part, he mentioned that he really dug on Lily.

Mitsuki: Oh. They ever go for the blonde.

Live LilyMu [2.23] [edit]

[Mikey puts farting powder on Gonard'south ice cream, pretending it is sprinkles]

Mitsuki: Ooooh! Mint fleck, my favorite!

Mikey: Actually, this is really for Gonard.

Mitsuki: Ane bite couldn't hurt.

Mikey: Come on Mitsuki. Practise you really need the carbs?

Mitsuki: I'll take my chances. [tastes the water ice foam] Mmmmm!

Speakerphone: Places everyone. Broadcasting is in less than one minute.

Mikey: Uh oh.

Mitsuki Butterfly [2.24] [edit]

Mikey: Mitsuki, help!

Dadzuki: I'yard coming Mikey!

Mikey: Wow, [Dadzuki lifts him up] you're hands are strong and hairy. Thanks, Mitsuki, you lot're a lifesaver.

Dadzuki: Not then fast! You meet, I'thou not Mitsuki at all.

Mikey: Huh?

Gonard, Lily, and Guano: Huh?

Dadzuki: Yes, it is I Dadzuki, the father of Mitsuki.

[Mikey, Gonard, Guano, and Lily gasps]

The Sorcerer of Ozu [2.26] [edit]

[last lines]

Mikey: There's no identify like home! Right, Gonard?

Cast [edit]

Michael Sinterniklaas every bit Mikey Simon
Sean Schemmel as Gonard
Gary Mack as Guano
Kether Donohue equally Lily
Carrie Keranen as Mitsuki
Stephen Moverly as Ozu
Jesse Adams every bit Yes Man

External links [edit]

spraguesucim1946.blogspot.com

Source: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Kappa_Mikey